January 2011
To all the people who all of a sudden become Wale...
iosasu:
wow both my laptop and phone are broken.. What the...
Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive?
kingmarciusgray:
That’s a funny way to spell Lupe Fiasco.
December 2010
Christmas ♥
infamousshit:
C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he made for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation.
— everyone should reblog.
When total strangers are taking pictures in...
xoabbagail:
gossipgeorge:
this is my life
“salutations” oh my ahsgadf hahaha
There's Tumblr posts all over my Facebook!!!
inestaughtme:
And people saying to each other “Omg you have Tumblr!?! Add me!!” Then 12 other people jump in the convo like “Omg mine isn’t set up yet but add me too!”
few Things "1000 ways to die" taught me
zubaida:
never get drunk and try to rape a racoon <— it’ll bite your dick off
never try to fuck cow meat [plugged to an electric circuit] <— youll get fried
never rub a gun store <— youll get shot
never try to swallow an umbrella <— it might open in your throat
never take 900g of Viagra <— death comes before you hit the big o.
[…]
i think everything i do or prevent myself...
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
That awkward moment when you tell your crush you...
youcanmissmewithallthat:
gethighndfxcktheworld:
&& you wait to see their reply && you be like
But wen he say he feel the same && your like
&& you get alone your like
Ahaha the last picture (Y).
When I try to dougie...
iosasu:
I try to look like this:
But always end up looking like this:
jjaayyron:
TEXTing with my crush :)
ughh. she’s taking too long to TEXT back. D:<
Oh. i FORGOT to click ‘SEND’ FCCKKK!!!
I think I'm Big Meat (whoooo), Whopper Junior,...
invitation2me:
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
loventhetruth:
thebrooklynchild:
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the...
PUT COLORS IN A MESSAGE. DO IT ANON.
shakexshout:
Red - I love you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die.
do it do it do it !
You never really notice how many curse words are...