December 2011
Some of these niggas take themselves too...
spreadlovebeatdevils:
If it was up to you, ya’ll would have a vagina, two dicks, and three ballsacks, talking bout
“I’m a combosexual”
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
Niggas metaphors have gotten so weak b
spreadlovebeatdevils:
niggas making records with lines like
“I’m the shit…feces, my crew’ll take you apart….pieces
I get paper..notebook, ya’ll ain’t seeing me…don’t look
I’m on the top….title, make ya’ll worship me….idol
I go line for line….barcode, I got your girls number…smartphone”
just stop
Response by the Children of Nigeria on the...
By Association of Conscious Nigerian Children (ACNC)
Dear Mr. President: We should say Merry Christmas but we are not your goverment, we are not in the business of deception. After almost ten hours of gathering your thoughts to speak on the bomb blasts that rocked the nation yesterday, you still fell short of your own very low standards.
What did you intend to say when you said Bomb...
On the 29th I will finally be reunited with. . .
UDARA! You’re not a REAL Nigerian if you don’t know what that is. Anyways I leave tomorrow night ^_^ FINALLY! My trip is gonna take a while doe, leave tomorrow, get to London Wednesday morning and then leave Wednesday night and arrive in Naija on Thursday. Anyways it doesn’t matter the closer I am to getting to my home the better <3
lmao “agbalumo” in yoruba
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs...
fuckuglywhores:
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Well, i’d hate to be the person that didnt see this.
Won $100 at the casino tonight. Happy birthday...
thesmilingenius:
huzzle it is time to share your winnings with me comee annnnnnnnnnn
after i asked you for 40 bucks. see your mouth
Won $100 at the casino tonight. Happy birthday...
Make it Rain - Twerk Team.
If they are teaching classes.. I am signing up!
Eating chocolate
thegirles:
Expectation:
Reality:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
too true.