March 2012
February 2012
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Watchold-dirtyblake:
I woulda let it hit that bitch
look at him acting like it wasnt a big deal
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
thegoddamazon:
i-like-blue-boxes:
thenewfantastic:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
To My Future Husband:
spreadlovebeatdevils:
nignoramus:
hervacationh0me:
tomyfuturespouse:
I don’t like the term “falling in love”. When you fall, its a mistake and you always get back up. I want to grow in love with you instead. Learning to love you through the good and bad times. I don’t want our love to be a mistake
And y’all ask why we don’t listen when y’all talk.
hahaha the comment
Probs not a good idea to live with your drug...
spreadlovebeatdevils:
ain’t seen this nigga in one week, first words he says to me is
“yo bong’s in the bathroom, if you wanna hit that”
..
great to see you too lol
Watchpoeticdarkbeauty:
LMAOOO ONLY ON TUMBLR
Watch
Chris Rock Presents Best Animated Film at The Oscars (2012)
lmao! been watching cops for the past hour.
Just makes me realize how stupid criminals are
Nigerian police at its finest.
Nigerian Police: PARK! PARK! YOUR CAR!
Driver: *parks car*
Nigerian Police: may I see you drivers license
Driver: here it is
Nigerian police: May I see your particulars
Driver: here it is
Nigerian police: switch on you 'head-light'
Driver: *switches on head light*
Nigerian police: Ehen!!! You are showing yaself abiii... Let me see you fire extinguisher
Driver: I don't have
Nigerian Police: don't you know that 'the constitution road law, chapter 8, section 5, page 8, paragraph 9, line 3 says that if you don't have your fire extinguisher when asked by the police on the road you will pay 5000naira fine'
Driver: Ahhhh! They made that law in 2003... Don't you know that in that same constitution road law book re-made in 2008, the chapter 24, section 15, page 3, paragraph 9, line 2 says that if you don't have your fire extinguisher you can use raid (insecticide) or pure water to quench the fire.
Nigerian Police: *Gasps* Ehen I don't know that they have changed ittt... Oya just your brother small cash for the weekend.
school tomorrow.
-staycalm:
